A Treasure Chest of Ferret Musings

A Treasure Chest of Ferret MusingsPet ferrets are funny little critters, and your mind will often wind up in strange places once you start thinking about them. Ferret musings often take you down paths you otherwise wouldn’t travel. But it’s all good and all fun.

That’s what our latest little ferret book is all about. In it, you’ll get:

  • Chapter 1: What is a Ferret?
  • Chapter 2: Basic Ferret-Ownership Facts
  • Chapter 3: Some Interesting and Odd Ferret Facts
  • Chapter 4: Why a Ferret?
  • Chapter 5: My Husband’s Take on Pet Ferrets
  • Chapter 6: A Straight-from-the-Ferret’s-Mouth Ferret Manual
  • Chapter 7: Ferret Name Games

And here are a few excerpts from A Treasure Chest of Ferret Musings:

Well, first off, a ferret is a small, elongated, long-whiskered bundle of energy – when it isn’t sleeping, which is most of the time. It is a creature that when active (which, again, is only about 6 hours a day) is furiously playing – running, jumping, hiding, chewing, stealing. Or not . . . because it may be asleep. A ferret, then, is a seeming contradiction – a living paradox.

Mitochondrial  DNA analysis indicates that ferrets were domesticated about 2, 500 years ago. Some people claim that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate ferrets, but there really isn’t any good evidence to support the claim. There are colonies of feral ferrets in remote areas of New Zealand and on the Shetland Islands.

Finally, and slightly related, a ferret is a marriage-saver. There is almost nothing that can lift you out of a depression or turn aside an angry mood like watching a pet ferret play. So when my wife is angry with me – gratuitously and for absolutely no justifiable reason – she will often go play with and talk to her ferrets. And then, when she comes out of her room again, she is in a good mood. Her anger has passed, and she doesn’t wish I lived somewhere else. So, thanks to Rikki and Possum and Loki and Luna, my wife’s ferrets, our marriage is still intact.

The thing you need to keep squarely in mind at all times is that adult humans are lazy. They don’t sleep nearly as much as we do, but they are far less active when awake. They seldom run, they don’t hide under the bed, and they never get on top of the dresser and play among the knickknacks. Even human kits (“children,” I think they call them) usually don’t play as vigorously as ferrets, and I’ve never seen one do the ferret “war dance.”

There are many methods you can use to come up with a name. For starters, try a variation of the name “ferret,” which  derives from the Latin word for thief (furo). Just play around with that, especially if yours particularly lives up to that moniker – for example, Thief, Robbie, Raffles (a famous British thief), Spy, Robin Hood, Bandit, Dodger, etc. Of course, Ferret or Furo work just as well.

A Treasure Chest of Ferrets Musings

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More ferret books from Karen:

“Danny and Oliver: A Ferret-Rescue Tale”Twelve-year-old Danny McGuire loves his pet ferret, Oliver – but Danny’s parents don’t. They also think he should do more of the things “normal boys” do. Still, Danny manages to remain fairly cheerful and keep his grades up. Oliver consoles him, his mountain-bike rides bring him solace, and his best friend Mike offers some hard-won advice.  It all works out, for the most part, until . . . things go terribly wrong. But, then, it pays to remember that a rescue ferret can sometimes “rescue” a bad situation

Ferret Toys: Keeping Pet Ferrets HappyWe ferret owners are all a little “crazy” when it comes to our fuzzy kids. Just as we do for our human children, we want the best, most-stimulating toys we can afford for our pet ferrets. But how do we wade through the thousands of choices and the many manufacturers. And where is the best place to get ferret toys? And what about homemade toys? These are the questions this little book will answer.

Getting Started With Pet Ferrets: A Primer for Prospective and New Ferret Owners – Karen’s goal in writing this book is simply to help people who are in the same position she was when she first started out (accidentally) with ferrets. Four years ago, she had no knowledge of ferrets and ferret care and no idea about where to turn for help. Her aim, then, is to provide all the basic ferret information in one place, making it easily accessible and fun to read. This book is meant to be, just as the title suggests, a primer for new and prospective ferret owners.

2 in 1 Ferret Book: Getting Started with Pet Ferrets and Ferret Toys – So you finally got that pet ferret you’ve been wanting. But now what? Ferrets do make great pets. They are fun, quirky, lovable, playful, mischievous, and entertaining little critters. But they also require a commitment on your part. You will need to invest time, money, and energy to take care of your woozles properly. Reading our 2 in 1 Ferret Book will aid you in preparing and getting outfitted for your ferret journey – especially the ferret-cage and ferret-readiness checklists. And then there are the toys – most likely lots of them. Just as we do for our human children, we want the best, most-stimulating toys we can afford for our pet ferrets. But how do we wade through the thousands of choices and the many manufacturers. And where is the best place to get ferret toys? And what about homemade toys? This book contains our two top-selling ferret books with new additional material. 


My Little Escape Artist

One of the things you will learn when you become a proud parent of a ferret is that ferrets are great escapees. My female albino ferret, Rikki, should have been named Houdini.

I have to make sure that the cage doors are securely locked when Rikki and Possum are in it. If I don’t, they (and especially Rikki) will soon be out of it.

I keep my ferrets in my bedroom because I thought that would be the safest room for them – andFerret Escaping one they couldn’t get out of. But, boy, was I wrong!

I was coming home from a friend’s one day when I got a call from my husband. He called to tell me that he had just got home and found Rikki in the kitchen eating out of the dog’s food bowl. I just about panicked. No one had been home but the dog. And we never leave them in the same room together.

When I got home I checked Rikki to make sure she was okay. I then tried to figure out how she got out of my bedroom – but I couldn’t.

So I got her out of the cage and turned her loose in my room again.  I closed the door as usual and then took a seat on the couch across from my bedroom door . . . and waited.

And guess whose head was sticking out from under the door within a few minutes. Yep, it was Rikki’s. Then her body followed her head. And she was soon exploring the T.V. room.

Now, I have to stuff notebooks under the door to keep her in my room. And my husband has toFerret Escape Artist figure out a more effective way to block under the door, one that doesn’t look as tacky as the notebooks.

I have had Rikki for one year and eight months. And this was the first time she had ever done this. So never underestimate your ferret.

By the way, if you’re looking for a ferret name, you just might try Houdini. No matter your ferret’s color or personality, Houdini will always fit.